Kuch Kuch Locha hai, a film by Devang Dholakia. I thought not to review this movie, but later decided to write a quick review just to stop you from watching this horrible movie. There is only locha in this movie. I wish, we stop making such movies. It does not fit under a specific genre. Neither there is any entertainment nor there is any message in the movie. Praveen Patel (Ram Kapoor) is a businessman in Malaysia and is a great fan of Shanaya (Sunny Leone), a bollywood actress. He wins a reality show which fetches him a date with Shanaya. Shanaya wants to prepare herself for the role of a Gujarati housewife and so she seeks help from Praveen Patel. Praveen manipulates his wife Kokila (Suchita Trivedi), manages to send her out of the house and brings Shanaya home. Indeed lot more locha take place during all these: Praveen’s son Jigar is a debutant Navdeep Chabbra and his love interest in the movie Naina (Evleen) are equally irritating. Sunny Leone is continuing to do what she has been doing in all previous films – just made an object of desire and lust. I am sad with the fact that Ram Kapoor, even after the failure of Hamshakals, chose to do another disastrous film.

Kuch Kuch Locha hai has only ‘Lochas’. So, just avoid it.

Summary: Expect Bawdiness & Rejoice! ♦ 14%

One knows what to expect when it comes to films like these.

Story about a married, salacious 40-something man (Kapoor) who falls for international (adult) movie star (Leone) is silly, but not enough silly. It is evident from the intro frames where the film is really going - hatching a sex comedy between the primary protagonists, using slapstick and comic dialogs. Unfortunately, old formula has been highly tampered with and all that is left for its audiences to absorb are few cleavages, slurs about these cleavages, and short skirts that emphasize the cleft.

People love sex comedies if they are honest, but in here there is visible honesty only about one thing: flesh show. Those expecting things from the film will receive it with pure irreverence from Leone and Sharma, who are strictly for that purpose. Other characters simply fool around with unclear intentions. Moreover, the base of the film itself is flawed - the guy probably wants to get laid with someone other than his wife, and when the time comes, refuses to acknowledge it. I have no sympathy or liking for such a character.

The film is an update only for Ram Kapoor - a lucky sod who used to romance sari-clad middle-aged women in TV and now fantasizes about voluptuous actors.

BOTTOM LINE: Kuch Kuch Locha Hai is an updated and modernized progeny of Bhojpuri sleaze films which used to have posters stuck inside bus stops and on street light poles - posters that had three main people in it, descriptively the boob-flashing heroine, her big-hearted (and probably well-endowed) hero lover, and her knife-wielding villain lover. You know what to expect. 1/10 - avoid.

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO

Alcohol: Mild | Profanity/Vulgarity: Medium