Not Ron Howard’s best by a long shot. Still, a reasonably robust high-seas adventure even though it’s a little all over the place.

Spectre is a 007 film that charts no new ground. Pay to view it at your own risk.

PS: The opening credits are hilarious, with implied tentacle porn. Enjoy.

I recommend you give this a miss. You’ve already been there and done that.

It’s hard to recommend Hotel Transylvania 2 to moviegoers who don’t have children in tow. This one is only for the little ones.

…the dull nature of the movie gives you time to ask some awkward questions about the plot, especially the anticlimactic final act.

All you can do then is shuffle out of the theatre feeling utterly cheated.

Rock the Kasbah doesn’t really rock at all…