Even if you somehow get over the nausea of the cash grab, the humor in the film doesn’t do much to keep you entertained. There’s fart jokes, pop culture stereotypes and puns based on planes, the lowest form of animation filmmaking that exists.

Unfortunately what the film has turned out to be is a miserable ripoff of ‘Men in Black’, with the joyless tone of ‘Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter’ and the half-baked quality of ‘Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters’.

Kuch Luv Jaisaa is assembled from every possible spare part required to make a laughably bad film. Its offences come by the dozen, but the worst is its portrayal of Indian women as gullible, easily misled, irrational dodos. Even the recent Govinda film Naughty at 40 is more resplendent with intellect.

Watch Chalo Dilli for its mildly interesting first half, but leave during the interval. If your company forces you to stay on post-interval, don’t be surprised if you find yourself praying for the sweet release of death.