Housefull 2 is for four-year-olds who don’t know any better. For anyone with taste, or anyone seeking genuine laughs, there’s nothing here. I’m going with one out of five for director Sajid Khan’s Housefull 2. I’d rather watch reruns of his TV shows instead; they were pure gold compared to this drivel!

Like the character played by Tom Cruise in the 1993 thriller ‘The Firm’, from which ‘Blood Money’ is so clearly inspired, our hero is seduced by the lure of the new lifestyle that his job affords him. But when he stumbles upon the truth that his bosses are engaged in sinister businesses involving illegal trading, mafia funding, and murder, he must ask himself if he’s comfortable living off such ill-gotten gains.

Most gobsmacking brilliant portion of Agent Vinod is a roughly 3-minute shootout scene set in a seedy East European motel. Even as bullets fly in the lobby between RAW-agent Vinod (Saif Ali Khan) and deadly assassins hot on his trail, a love ballad drowns out the gunshots. The action is captured almost poetically, as Vinod and his accomplice run in and out of corridors and motel rooms, dodging the firing. Now imagine all this in a single tracking shot!

Despite an interesting premise, the film doesn’t work because its characters inspire no affection. I’m going with one-and-a-half out of five for director Ashwini Chaudhary’s ‘Jodi Breakers’. Feast your eyes on the stunning Greece locales; it’s the only pleasure this film provides.

I’m going with a generous two out of five for ‘Ekk Deewana Tha’. Even A R Ramhan’s score offers only sporadic relief. The only real discovery you make through this film is Prateik Babbar’s immense likeability. Now if only the kid could act!

Setting up the sort of premise that’s usually treated with a much lighter hand in the popular television sitcom Office Office, the makers of ‘Gali Gali Chor Hai’ construct a well-intentioned but labored tale of the common man’s vulnerability against day-to-day corruption in society.

I’m going with a generous half out of five, yes half out of five for Ghost. There’s even a seductive song filmed on a wooden-faced junior artiste wearing enough eye make-up to scare you in your sleep. It’s a miracle films like this get made!

There’s an uncomfortable truth about Abbas-Mustan’s latest film ‘Players’ that few critics will admit to – it’s not all bad! This fast-paced khichdi of two previous ‘Italian Job’ movies and the director duo’s own last film ‘Race’ has so much going on all at once that you’re left with little time to dwell on the gaping plot holes, the laughable dialogue, and the wooden performances.

Don 2 is nicely shot, and there are moments where Shah Rukh Khan is riveting. But that’s not enough to hold your interest for well over two hours…even the actor’s most loyal fans will find themselves yawning. Although packed with fast cars and bikes, this is one slow ride.

‘Jo Hum Chahein’ endeavors to strike a fresh note, but alas, it’s let down by the weight of its trite dialogues. It’s a decent first effort, even though it smacks of sameness.