The plot that takes two interminable hours to unfold features aimless ‘bhais’ doing ‘filmi bhaigiri’ (‘tu mera right hand kaise banega, ja pehle usko udaa kar aa’), smarmy would-be employers preying upon innocent young girls, and a lead pair who think eating ‘anda bhurji’ in rundown Irani cafes is the height of excitement.

The problem with JKLS is that it ties not only the audience but also the actors of the film in a tight knot of which neither the plot nor performances, except Oberoi’s, help to break out of.

A slim story with incorrigible humor just goes on to prove our parents right; we must stay away from bad company – the likes of Jayantabhai! *Poppes a Disprin*

…has enjoyable moments, but they are limited to the first hour!