Meinu Ek Ladki Chaahiye

"Boys, avoid taking your ladki along or anyone alive for that matter, to this inconsequential, yawn-inducing whodunit tale."

"How disconnected with reality does one need to be to pen a screenplay, if there is one, that resembles a drunken twitter debate? I will spend sleepless nights thinking about the families of the unfortunate crewmembers. It is my job to tell you that the only inoffensive (and interesting) part is the preceding anti-smoking ad. It is also my job to ask the producers to withdraw this from cinemas in the name of public health and safety."

"I am sure someone came up with a 'meinu ek film chahiye' thought in a post chicken tikka-dinner lethargy and this is what came out of it. Wish he had dozed off instead."