While PC plays a strong character, we can’t say that the film has either – strength or character. It’s contrived, a little too long for our liking and dragged out. Watch this only if you are a PC fan.

Gerard/Nikolaj fans might lap this one up. The rest of us have better things to do. Like, have faith that there won’t be a sequel to this.

A tad too long and a little too late in coming along, PPZ could nearly have passed as being dead-on-arrival.

Worth one visit for sure for AB Sr’s superlative acting and some ceetee-worthy dialogue (why don’t we write like this anymore?). As a thrilling drama, it has some bite, but as a suspenseful tale, it lacks teeth.

An action flick that’s all noise and no substance, they might be firing for all they’re worth, but all they’re shooting are blanks.

Nothing riles you more than a horror film that doesn’t keep you hooked or even scared throughout, even for a hour and a half.

Even the monsters or the witches don’t look scary. Everything seems to have been put together in a hurry. It’s an action flick. But it is rarely entertaining. It has Vin Diesel, but there’s no car chases in this one. It could’ve been great, but settles for just about okay.

This film is confused about what it wants to be. It’s not entirely satire, not entirely dark comedy and utterly boring at every turn.

Zac as an aspiring DJ is uninspiring. He’s got a clueless look plastered on his face throughout, quite stoned by the looks of it. His character Cole is seemingly talented, supposedly has it factor, has abs, is a hit with the ladies. Everything Zac is. But in most of his other movies, he’s not what he is in this — terribly boring.

By the end, you feel almost as vacant and blank as 47. There’s the hint of a sequel, so don’t walk out as the end credits roll. Wait for the one that comes mid-credit. And wonder why. This is a good enough example of what could have been, but wasn’t.