…has its khoobiyaan but mostly it has majbooriyaan where the story is concerned. It tells you not to overspend. Yet the script is not as ‘penny wise’, gettit?

Like a cold, cloudy morning in London, this one leaves you with more gloom than glee.

Debutante Devika’s concept might look good on paper, but onscreen it dissipates like diarrhoea. Strung with a few laughable scenes, it scrambles around with too many plots crafted like episodic sitcoms. It intends to reflect the psyche of the ‘wuzdat’ generation but quickly crumbles like an out-of-love, casual sex relationship. Abhay is good in his part, but after his super performance in ‘Raanjhanaa’ he’s not at his peak here.

This one falls many notches below expectation. And not even a Rajjo-nautch can swing it out of the red-light zone.

Truth be told, iss film ko goli maaro, and for the sake of nostalgia, watch the original, for posterity.

The film reminds you of a popular voyeuristic television show, albeit a downgraded version. With trashy production values, a futile story, cheesy dialogues and catastrophic performances this one trips off the ramp long before the show starts.

‘Warning’, heavily inspired from Hollywood film ‘Open Water 2’ with all its highs and lows is a new effort at a waterworld story, but fails to safely swim ashore even with a life-vest.

Chopra’s story sounds hilarious but it doesn’t have the similar effect onscreen. The ensemble is good, but some are underused, the rest overact. The film provides few laughs, but mostly lacks comedy or romance. It bursts into random songs and the climax leaves you laughing – for the wrong reasons.

If you’re looking for something more between the sheets, this will leave you high and dry.

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs …” – Shakespeare. This love saga leaves us sighing …