Handsomely mounted, but ultimately too safe in its reconstruction of deeply complex events, this film runs but never flies. I’m going with two-and-a-half out of five for The Fifth Estate. Watch it for Cumberbatch’s appropriately creepy performance as Assange.

Mickey Virus isn’t unwatchable, but at 2 hours and 15 minutes, it certainly overstays its welcome, offering little by way of laughs or thrills. I’m going with two out of five. Walking out of the cinema, you’ve forgotten it already.

I’m going with two out of five for Escape Plan. Stallone and Schwarznegger deserve better. And so do we.

Neither original, nor entertaining, this Boss deserves to be fired!

War Chhod Na Yaar succeeds in treating a grim subject with a light hand. Sharman Joshi and Javed Jaffrey are in good form, but the script loses steam well before the finish line. I’m going with two-and-a-half out of five. It’s not extraordinary, but it’s got some clever ideas.

It’s the sort of film best enjoyed on DVD. If you have to take a call during the film, don’t worry; chances are you’d have missed nothing.

Like the cheap tabloids that routinely peddled salacious tidbits of her alleged private life, this film too is a hack job.

…the look and feel of the film tacky, and the scatological humor mostly off-putting. I’m going with one out of five for Besharam. A major misfire in every way.

The only thing truly baffling is that this film is supposedly based on true events. Which means morons like these actually existed!

It loses steam at the halfway mark when the laughs suddenly dry up.