In these times of instant gratification, here’s a film that makes you think. Not a perfect film, but one that stays with you long after the lights have come back on.

The film is a waste of time and money on the part of those who made it and those who’re brave enough to watch it. It’s the kind of film that critics must suffer so you don’t have to!

My favourite scene is one in which Mahaakshay’s character goes next door to demand that a noisy neighbor turn down his blaring speakers. In reply, the neighbor pours his glass of beer on Mahaakshay’s head. If only the audience could do the same to the perpetrators of this lousy comedy.

What could’ve been a sweet, simple love story turns into a confused film that never justifies its spirited title.

Plodding on for what seems like eternity, this is an earnest but exhausting film.

Like the spaghetti and curds concoction that Shah Rukh digs into in an early scene, ‘Ra.One’ is clearly an acquired taste.

Like the demographic it represents, the film makes for good company, and isn’t meant to be taken too seriously. An enjoyable one-time watch.

It’s a tiring retread of a once popular formula that’s wearing thin now.

Donate your cash to charity instead of wasting it on this wretched film!

Carry cotton to protect your eardrums from the shrieking, shouting, and incessant arguing.