Aside from a few sharply written scenes – including one in which they give each other tips on how to be better in the sack – the film feels tired and over-familiar, and never breaks new ground.

In effect, Two Night Stand leaves us tone cold.

The film disappoints because it could’ve been so much more.

The film is neither smart enough to be interesting, nor dumb enough to be harmless. It’s a great big ball of nothing.