The film is neither smart enough to be interesting, nor dumb enough to be harmless. It’s a great big ball of nothing.

In effect, Two Night Stand leaves us tone cold.

Aside from a few sharply written scenes – including one in which they give each other tips on how to be better in the sack – the film feels tired and over-familiar, and never breaks new ground.

The film disappoints because it could’ve been so much more.

While the plot is simple enough, this is, in essence, a pretty candid and contemporary take on young love, with its many colourful details.colourful details.