The direction, editing and production values are all dismal. And the less you talk about the performances the better. The only thing worth mention is young Yoshika Verma’s porcelain looks. And if so little is the saving grace of a movie, then this is a certified lost cause. Don’t be a bakra. Save your time and money, and go get yourself some mutton and biryani.

…is an interesting fare but one which does not have any commercial value. At the ticket-windows, it will fail to make any impact whatsoever, its unusual title and absence of face value only adding to its tale of woes.