…there is nothing new this love story offers. Its treatment is something that you have seen in various small town love stories before.

It truly is surprising that a film with a story so bland and hackneyed got made in the first place. It is even more surprising that a competent actor such as Ashutosh Rana who made you sit up and take notice of his fine act in his last release Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania agreed to be part of something as banal as Spark, something which this film has none at all. Ditto Sanjay Mishra who blew us with his work in the recent Ankhon Dekhi.

Even Emraan Hashmi’s smooching scenes cannot save this film because they are outright thanda. The sad truth is Raja Natwarlal is not the kind of film that can rule your heart.

Singham Returns has enough one liners and ample maar-dhaad, choreographed stunningly for all those who loved Singham. If you are looking for anything more you will be disappointed.

If over-the-top situations, silly jokes and a plot with no logic is what you are looking for then Humshakals is for you. You might manage to laugh a few times.

Fugly could have been a better film but in spite of its noble Rang De Basanti intentions it is nothing but frubbish.

The only bright spark comes from Sunil Grover’s humorous cameo where he easily steals the show. Heropanti is clearly a film that you should not watch. It is nothing but zeropanti.

Koyelaanchal is a film which is nothing less than torture.

Naming the goat in the film Shah Rukh seems amusing and quirky. Still, it is unlikely to get you to rush to theatres the way you do for a SRK film. Ultimately, Yeh Hai Bakrapur turns out to be a lost cause. Watching it on TV may make better sense.

What else do you say about this Purani Jeans? It may keep you off your favourite denims for a long time. So better you stay away from this film.