Don’t go in with mammoth expectations and you won’t be disappointed. It may as well be titled Apocalypse Averted, but that still wouldn’t salvage this film’s fate!

Strictly recommended viewing for people who want to get sledgehammered with silliness. Or just hammered by ham. You know you want it!

Nothing quite as entertaining as the first film. And that’s saying a lot more than I should. It’d take something of a magic trick to pull off a win with this one, despite some clearly winsome performances.

For someone still reeling from the after-effects of watching Not A Love Story (never mind that RGV had a string of could-have-beens after that), this comes as an opportunity to prove us wrong, wasted. Where have all the Shivas, Satyas, Sarkars and Shools gone?

It should be a criminal offence to be asked to watch this film. You’re better off watching Face/Off instead.

If you watched the first movie and liked it, this sequel will disappoint you. And even if you haven’t, it will still disappoint you.

There’s a reason this review is this short. This is strictly avoidable fare!

Irons and Affleck are the best reasons to catch this film. God knows it isn’t Cavill’s fault. I’d say don’t miss the beginning and don’t miss the end. Everything in between is fair game. Your move!

We’ve been in this ‘situations’ in previous films of the genre. We know how it’s going to end. That’s never a good thing. What starts out promisingly, ends up quite middling. It’s a lazily made film. It might work in the matinee slot. But as a thriller feature, it could have done so much better! Disappointed.

Even the kids won’t sit through this one. The film has far too few good gags to even merit one sit-through of this film. Do yourself a favour and… well, you know what to do.