You know exactly what you are in for, if you’re in a film which has Suniel Shetty delivering the maximum laughs. Thank You promises you a huge passel of nothing: no story, no sense. On all those scores, it doesn’t disappoint.

Annes Bazmee should perhaps say ‘sorry’ for offering nothing new in THANK YOU. Watch it for Irrfan, if you must.

What you take back with you as you leave the cinema in the end, is the repugnant image of these four male actors – each well into his 40s – slobbering over blondes half their age. They’re dirty old men, and ‘Thank You’ is a dirty little picture.

High production values — glitzy locales, jazzy styling — and Pritam’s pop numbers and you have a film that can be an average weekend getaway. Nothing more, not even Mallika Sherawat’s item number.

I can assure you that my ego was not boosted. In fact my brains were battered to pulp and my eardrums are still recovering from Pritam’s cacophonous sound-track. I’m going with one and a half star.