Wajah Tum Ho

It's so formulaic that you can actually put your headphones on and still decipher each scene and lipread every dialogue.

For making a crime thriller funny, watch Vishal Pandya 'Wajah Tum Ho'. Skip this one please!

WTH gets sillier and more ludicrous as it goes along, which is typical for many suspense genre stories.

'Wajah Tum Ho' is a reasonless thriller made only to encash by titillating the audience and usage of popular hit songs.

It's a great watch for those looking for cleavage shots of busty ladies heaving and all. The men aren't much of a delight in that department — in one scene, a woman sprays perfume on her guy before doing 'it'. A cue for body hygiene, and also to make better movies that don't trivialise rape. No Nirbhaya, India hasn't changed much. We still objectify women — zoom into their butts and breasts to sell tickets. Hope you are in a better place.

Everything in this film is 'Baseless, logic-less and abstract'. You laugh at the police officer's dialog, you cringe at the skin show, you shake your head at the stupidity of such films and you come away at the needlessness of such films.

Wish the film's script displayed at least some level of guts and courage in dealing with issues such as excesses on reality television and rape . It hides in too many masked attempts at suspense and finally blows up in a  climax that has all the ingredients of  a dinner party gone hardly wrong.

If you are a fan of murder mysteries, this one is bound to keep you guessing. There are plot twists, suspicious new characters, brutal homicides, and every clue takes you further away from the truth. If not that, enjoy watching Gurmeet's amazingly toned body, or Zarine Khan's item number. Let sex do the selling!